a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
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if my life was described as any kind of food it would be cold french fries
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WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HUMAN BEING FUCKING KILLS SOMEONE FOR BEING A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL
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